Wednesday, December 9, 2009

DOOMSDAY


I have been hearing about this lately. Especially after Ronald Emmerich’s 2012, made people who weren’t previously aware of the supposedly impending doomsday blabber on this subject. I mean, just consider some of these theories. Like the Mayan calendar, what if it ends with Dec 21? Big Deal!! It’s not even in the same league as the 2009 playboy calendar ending come December. Bye, Bye Miss. July I‘m gonna miss you.

You can’t decide the fate of a gazillion year old planet on some stupid calendar. Probably the poor chap got bored or got a girl friend to work on instead.
Did you hear about the shifting of magnetic poles? That’s what I call one hundred percent full on bull crap.

After all these lame theories, if you are up for another pathetic hypothesis read along. This might actually work. From this day I’m gonna stop brushing my teeth and refrain from any sort of bathing activity. No, No the world won’t come to an end... No not yet. It is a gradual step-wise kaizen process. This is where I show I do MBA. In a month’s time my poor roomy would be the first one of many to go. May his soul, rest in peace. Possibly in the next six months, the whole of hostel will succumb to mother of all plagues, a plague so worse even rats would despise. By the end of the year it would be whole of South India.

Needless to say, its only a matter of time,it’s gonna wipe out life from the face of this earth. I’m not saying it’s possible but it’s probable.... :D

7 comments:

Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

He he he.. glad you putting MBA into some use.. I really don't believe either. My mom goes to this yoga class and they say that the wold will end just like the others you've mention and also that the god will hand pick a few people who are very good. meaning not done anything wrong after they joined the yoga class.. and a lot of stuff like that. So this is about it.. My mom keeps talking about it.. blah blah blah... I am sick of it and i dont believe it either

moi said...

So you actually going to do that?

ApocalypsE said...

@ Raji tell your mom to stop listening to those morons.... :D

@Moi like I said its not possible but probable... :D

Suresh Kumar said...

In 2013, I want to see 2012 and laugh out loud....

if u do what u say u want to do... tujhe janta chodegi kyan? think abt t :)

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Nikholic said...

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