Sunday, January 4, 2009

Dog, a man's best friend… Hell YEAH!!!

This is kinda like a sequel to the previous post. If you consider reading this, take a peek at previous one, wouldn’t take long… 

We all know about Joe deserting me at the party and Jimmy’s seasonal hormonal cravings. So, straight to the story, I was lying in the bed, pretty much upset over the way things rolled out. “Da-Da-Da - So she said what’s the problem baby…”  My cell phone rang. It was Joe. I picked it up, “Hi, Joe”. Joe on the other end, “Where the hell did you go yesterday?”  He dint even wait for a reply, he kept blurting out. “Man, it was awesome. I finally went past ‘Hi’ way past Hi… You wouldn’t believe I mustered up some courage and asked her out to a movie”. “Holy bijeezuz, what did she say? She said yes dint she?” Joe, “Well, actually no… But she said it would be cool, if we went out for a coffee sometime. We are going out; this Saturday and I could feel its going somewhere” “Atta boy Joe...” Joe, “Now tell me, where the heck were you?” “I wasn’t feeling well man. I came home and slept like a pig” with a forced giggle. I dint wanna ruin this moment.


“Hey, Justin… Where’s Jimmy?” My dad yelled almost at the top of his voice. Damn, I left that flea bag on the streets. “Hey Joe, gotto go.” Did that rhyme? Jeez this aint the time to think about that. I hung up and rushed out. Shoot me if I’m dreaming. There is this cute girl playing with Jimmy and the other dog, I told you about. I went near her, guessing by expression on my face she asked, “Is it yours?” With a goofy face“Yup.” [monologue: Come on Justin, be a sport, ask her name... Shut up]. She said, “Jimmy’s a nice dog.” “How d’you know his name?” [Monologue: Damn!! Way to go Einstein, its on his tag.She’s gonna think you are a dork]. Girl gave a laugh, “You can call me psychic, but I read that on his tag.” “Ha Ha Ha” [monologue: Why the hell am I laughing, it’s not even funny. You are making me look stupid]. 


Girl, “So you always leave Jimmy like this in the streets?” [Monologue: What the… she left her dog just like me. She has no right to ask me this, just because she thinks she got here before me. Gosh…Please don’t ask her that, Open your eyes Justin, look how cute she is. Say something…Anything… Oh my God, I make ROSS look better] Girl, “Is there a problem?” “Noo, Noooo. [forced giggle] You might think I’m stupid, when I say this[ Okay you are doing fine. Buy some time ]  We limit their places to play, sleep and all that. I think pets should at least have the freedom to poop.” Girl laughing, “Freedom to poop? You are funny”. [Monologue: Yes I’m the funny man. Dunno why people rip into laughter at the very sight of me.] “I get that sometimes.” Girl, “I’m Kate.” “Justin.” Kate, “I’ll be here in the evening around five, walking Susie. I hope I’ll see you then” I just gave a friendly smile and a okay wink… Am I cool or what? 

This is what I call a happy ending. Joe got a date. I met Kate and Jimmy got the @$%& alright… alright… Susie…

4 comments:

velusamy said...

Side-splitting post..
keep it up :-)

thiru said...

so it was u ah!!!
so plannin to ask katie out or wat???

moi said...

hahaha...nice ending, so i was hoping another series after this one!!

Inkpot said...

So what's the latest on Katie? :)

Dogs are great for meeting people. When you are out walking them people always stop to say hello and pat them. They are an ice breaker.