Wednesday, December 9, 2009


I have been hearing about this lately. Especially after Ronald Emmerich’s 2012, made people who weren’t previously aware of the supposedly impending doomsday blabber on this subject. I mean, just consider some of these theories. Like the Mayan calendar, what if it ends with Dec 21? Big Deal!! It’s not even in the same league as the 2009 playboy calendar ending come December. Bye, Bye Miss. July I‘m gonna miss you.

You can’t decide the fate of a gazillion year old planet on some stupid calendar. Probably the poor chap got bored or got a girl friend to work on instead.
Did you hear about the shifting of magnetic poles? That’s what I call one hundred percent full on bull crap.

After all these lame theories, if you are up for another pathetic hypothesis read along. This might actually work. From this day I’m gonna stop brushing my teeth and refrain from any sort of bathing activity. No, No the world won’t come to an end... No not yet. It is a gradual step-wise kaizen process. This is where I show I do MBA. In a month’s time my poor roomy would be the first one of many to go. May his soul, rest in peace. Possibly in the next six months, the whole of hostel will succumb to mother of all plagues, a plague so worse even rats would despise. By the end of the year it would be whole of South India.

Needless to say, its only a matter of time,it’s gonna wipe out life from the face of this earth. I’m not saying it’s possible but it’s probable.... :D

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

One night @ the railway station

It was nearing 9 in the night.The breeze was soothing as usaul in coimbature. The three chapathi's I had for dinner would do the trick, I strolled down the railway junction. It wasnt crowded as I expected, may be its because I was there a bit early, by an hour. Dont know what came over me, I started singing angel by Aerosmith.

I'm alone, I dont think I can face that, I m in tears and the crying that I m doing is for you...

Then there was a couple of giggles, I turned around to a bunch of college girls heading home for the weekend. Someone made a comment and they were giggling at me. Come on, if you didnt know Steven tyler,you are missing something. i'm the one who should be laughing at you people. This little incident dint stop me, I sat on a bench and continued with the words.

I saw this foreigner and her cute may be what 6 or 7 year old daughter. They dressed same, the bags they were carrying were same except the size. This little girl walked past me and she came back, looked at me straight in the eye. She gave a smirk. Whats with these people today? Does anybody in the world know this song. Damn, we are talking about aerosmith here.

This made me stop singing. I know I'm not even a mile around Steven Tyler, but I'm not that bad either.An elderly couple walked past me and said that a little too loud for me to hear. Now I know why they were giggling. Its not Steven, its me...

"what have you got a year or two? I have a whole life ahead" I mumbled feebly...

This happened during the peak of Swine flu. Never got around to post it though...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

How to increase PR of your blog

This PR thing is in the mind of almost every blogger. How do we increase it? That’s the question. I’m gonna help you in this regard.

Before that let’s know what’s the significance of PR [Page Rank]. It’s a parameter set by Google, which indicates the popularity of a blog. They have a really messed up formula for calculating PR, and we are not get into details. If you still wanna know how it is done, then Google it.

I’m gonna tell you two methods to improve your PR.

First start writing really really good stuff in your blog. Now what you do is, go make some comment on few blogs, good ones. This will attract that blogger and also his followers. If he likes your blog, he will follow you. Most of the bloggers have a tool that gives links of all the blog he follows, in his blog. Your PR depends on the number of those external links to your blog. Also with increasing page hits, your PR will increase.

Second is an easy method. My friend did this and he got his reward. His PR is 2 right now. What you do is, search for all PR 2 and above blogs. Get the blogger’s mail id from profile, mail him and request him to add your link in his blog. This method is crappy but works like a charm.

I have a PR 2, I can be your first guy. Contact me if you wanna get back-links to your blog.


Saturday, October 31, 2009


Getting bored with your cable TV? Are you discontented with your cable service?

It’s time to switch to DIRECTV service.

They provide with excellent packages at astonishing prices. You can get the package which suits you well. You can take sports, movies, news and other direct TV channels.

The lowest package is $29.99 which offers 150+ channels and 52 radio channels. They also provide HD-DVR service with free DVR receiver.

This is the best deal.

You gonna bore your self with cable tv or switch to Directv Television?


If you are looking for a website where you can book cheap tickets for football, hockey, and baseball, your search ends here. This is the website that can provide your needs.

What they do is negotiate great prices on tickets and pass on the savings to us. To get a Greek theatre – Los Angeles ticket is really hard. But with Acheapseat website, there’s a guarantee that you will get a ticket that too at a cost you would never imagined. That’s why they call it the cheapseat.

You can always call them and enquire about the events and seats available. The customer service is so friendly and forthcoming. You can purchase the tickets online or via telephone.

You can also buy tickets for any or all five of the New York Giants match coming up. If you are a jets fan, you can buy the New York jets NFL tickets at lowest possible price.

Friday, October 16, 2009



This is for all the folks who are interested in knowing anything and everything about GOLD. This is a site that contains all the information available pertaining to GOLD COINS.

It doesnt stop here!!! You can also buy GOLD COINS here. The process is really simple. We all know the price of GOLD is ever rising, it is a solid thing you can invest on. You buy gold one day and sell it on the next day, you can earn a considerable amount of profit... :D

The best part is, you can choose the GOLD BULLIONS you wanna buy, a few of them are given here...

If you have these BULLIONS, it would definitely make your collection impressive....

Sunday, October 11, 2009


This is a poem written by my friend, Sathya for his girlfriend... 5 years and still going strong, I wish them a 100 years more together...

I Love…
I love the way you are,
I love the time when you are with me
I love the way you look as pure as god when you wake up in the morning
I love the way you fret when you get nervous and tense
I love the way you sigh(hhhuuhhhh) when you are tired
I love the way you try to control yourself when I make u laugh uncontrollably
I love the way, you get angry with me and wait for me to say sorry
I love the touch when I say sorry and you slap me
I love the way you fuss with your unruly wild curly hair
I love the way you speak Tamil although it is pathetic but incredibly funny
I love the spark of happiness in your eyes, when I say you are beautiful
I love the way when you keep on talking and I remain silent(Depends on my mood,of course!)
I love those memories of our time together in college/bus/cinemas/hotels/beach etc
I would love to see you in the white wedding gown you have told me about
I would love wrinkles on your face when you will grow old with me
I would love the time when we both will visit dentist in older age.
I would love to be slapped by you even at that time
I would love to make you laugh even after we are too old to even walk.
I would love to be puzzled to guess your mood, if you will be with me forever
I would love to make your eyes sparkling and smiling, whenever I will say “you are still beautiful”
I would love to live my whole life with you
I would love to protect you till my last breath
I would love to love you till death beckons
I would love to breathe my last in your arms
Because I will not be able to live without you
And will not allow even death to take you away from me
Because it`s you and only you in this world to whom I will ever say

Monday, September 28, 2009

Relativity of time...

The morning broke out at 5.30 on Saturday, for everyone else it isn’t morning until the clock strikes 8 on weekends. We were in annaikatti. Annaikatti is the place we go for camping every three weeks. Luckily our group had yoga. Trekking was ruled out because we had that the last time. So it was either yoga or physical exercise. Thank Heavens it was yoga.

Yoga, how hard is it going to be? All we had to do is sit in one place, inhale and exhale; at least that’s what I thought. But our Director had other plans. He made us walk in a path embedded with pebbles pointing out. After that piercing experience, literally and figuratively, we gathered with mats in the Yoga Hall. It wasn’t just a Yoga Hall. It was a Yoga/ Dining Hall with an attached Kitchen.

Our Director asked us to meditate for five minutes. Then he turned on an audio of a soothing and spiritual voice saying OM over and over again. I said to myself, it’s only five minutes, I can do this. I checked my watch, it showed 7.12. I closed my eyes and started taking deep breaths. Then I heard our Director scolding the guys who were late. A minute later it was all calm and quiet, I could hear the birds chirping, such a divine music. Too bad it was disrupted by an awful crow. An Aroma so familiar filled up the air, yes toasted bread. Yummy! We are having toasted bread for breakfast.

Then I started thinking about the next day, Sunday fun day. I started making an agenda for Sunday. Now, for what seemed like ages, I was sure at least 15-20 minutes would have passed. With the pride of accomplishment, I opened my eyes and checked my watch. It showed 7.14..

The longest two minutes of my life...

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Am I Unfaithful...

She danced with the breeze
Enchanting, enticing
She was irresistable
I wanted to reach out to her
Touch her, Caress her
Hold her close to me
Am I being unfaithful?
My Heart belongs to someone else
I was losing my grip
I gave in....

Then my girl friend said with a playful laugh, "Come on stop playing with my hair"

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

My TV Options…

Moved to a new place? Having trouble finding a TV service provider?

Shed all your worries, here is an awesome site for you…

My Tv Options is the place for you.

They provide you sports, news, movies, international and also local channels.

Forget the cable TV guys, get a satellite TV. Get DirecTV

You can get High Definition Channels [HD] and DVR service along with the package.

The channels include HBO, Cinemax, Show time, NBC, Starz, ABC and lots more.

Get your subscription today… Get a DirecTV…

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Construction Gears!!!

With the rainy seasons, waiting around the corner, I bring you this great news. I know how it is to be stuck in rain. Either you are caught at home and can’t go to work or the other way around.

So don’t let the rain, grind you to a halt. The construction gear provides you, a selection of rain coats, rain pants and rain suits to keep you dry and comfortable in even the wettest conditions. They also provide water proof and rubber boots, ponchos, parkas and overalls for men.

If you wanna go by the brands, they have a wide range of choices. Carhartt, CLC, Dickies, Neese, Occunomix, Rivercity ,Rothco and lot more rain suits.
Not only construction site workers but also people working in chemical plant and electrical industries can use it. The coats are made from PVC and fire resistant clothes are also available.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

New Movies For Free

All you Movie buffs out there!! Lend me your ears…
Getting tired of downloading movies? Here’s a cool site that provides online streaming of new movies. Watch films online for free. The quality is EX-cellent.
No, No… thre is no catch. Be not afraid, the website’s free as air. You can also download free films.

The popular movies now available on the site are
Angels and Demon
X-Men origin
Ice Age 3: Dawn of Dinosaurs
The Soloist
Public Enemies
17 Again
Transformers : Revenge Of The Fallen

Free films online....

Pure Silva !!! Making a Banner is easy

This comes as a great news for bloggers, web designers. This site is a boon to all of those who are ignorant of the sophisticated tools to design a banner.

This banner maker site is absolutely awesome, and you can make your own custom banner within minutes. All you have to do visit the site and you are good to go…

Select a theme or style, then a back ground image, the font style and a fore ground image and the added effects… Voila you have your banner….
Here are few I made… just for fun…

Monday, August 3, 2009

NFL Sunday ticket with Direct TV

The Biggest event of the year is here now… The NFL

The Patriots who had a spectacular season last time around with eleven wins, are ready this time with their star quaterback Tom Brady back in action. Steelers had it last season, will they have the lady luck by their side again? Saints are now trying out new routines and are adding some rough stuff in their training work outs. This year its going to be one hell of a NFL drama.

If you wanna make sure you catch all the action, drama, scores then make sure you get your Satellite TV. Now Direct tv has the best package ever, you can get the NFL Sunday ticket and the premium package just for $59.99 for five months. This is where Directv beats dish.

Man, I just cant wait till NFL starts...

Saturday, August 1, 2009

I just LOVE my TV

Me and my friends planned to go to the movies this Saturday. So we all gathered up in my place.But when we were about to start, this freaking rain started pouring like anything. All our plans got spoiled by the fulminant rain.

So we went in my room and turned on the tele. Guess what? Incredible Hulk on HBO. Come on, who would miss a movie like that? With all my friends huddled in my room, we made some popcorn and it was really a blast. If it wasn’t for Direct Tv, we would have been bored to death…

Then we were just chatting for a while. I flipped through channels and came across Four Weddings And A Funeral in Star movies. We couldn’t resist, we sat there watching it till the end. All thanks to DirecTv and DirecTv Specials for saving the day.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

U2 The Greatest Rock Band Ever

U2, the Irish rockband has been rocking since the eighties. Let me ask how many bands have been together for that long. Not many. With Bono on vocals and Edge on strings, they have made awesome soundtracks like Vertigo, Elevation, Sweetest thing, one, with or without you and I can keep going on and on for a whole day. With U2’s 360 tour includes 14 cities in Europe and North America. I wish I had couple of U2 concert tickets, to watch them play live with your friends, would be spectacular.

Another band that’s on tour is Metallica.One of the best heavy metal bands. One of their songs “Nothing Else Matters” is like an anthemn for all music lovers. MetOnTour, the tickets are sold out in Indianapolis, Montreal, Dallas, San Antonio and few more cities. Grab your Metallica tickets before all of them are sold out.

Chickenfoot is a newly formed band with the bests. Vocalist Sammy Hagar (formerly of Van Halen and Montrose), bassist Michael Anthony (also ex-Van Halen), guitarist Joe Satriani, and drummer Chad Smith (of the Red Hot Chili Peppers). Go grab some Chicken foot concert tickets it would be really fun…

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Where is aXXo?

The unanswered question looming at large in the P-2-P world is ‘Where is aXXo?’

The master of DvD-rips, and the ruler of the torrent world aXXo, isnt making DvD-rips now. Last we saw was the Twilight. Now many lunatics have taken the name and hosting fake Dvd-rips of low quality. Nobody can make it as good as aXXo. Of course they are FXG, FXm and klAXXOn. But Klaxxon’s DvD-rips are huge in size. DvD-rips are suppose to be 700 MB not more than that. With the new MKV [matroska] format, we can get it in around 400 MB with same quality then why would anyone download klAXXOn’s rips.

Rumour has it that aXXo, he/she/team is taking a break now, to keep a low profile for a while. Some say the feds are closing in on him and he had to drop all activities…

We thank him for all those DvD-rips he made...Lets just hope he’s back in business soon….

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

New TV... New Service...

I just fixed up a 26 inch Sony Bravia in my bed room, courtesy of a very generous brother. Whats TV without some entertainment. Non stop movies, sports and rib tickling sitcoms. Then I came across Directv Service and guys its freaking awesome.

Packages start from $29.99 to the premium package which has 265 channels
including 31 movie channels [HBO, Showtime, Startz, Cinemax…etc ] and 30 Sports channels. Best of all, its free for five months.

Direct TV also includes HD channels and international channels. They also provide Free DVR or HD receiver after instant rebate. All thanks to Direct TV service my weekend are rocking!!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

5 Best Songs

This is a collection of 5 bests. Don’t mind if there are more than 5…:)


Joey Fatone - I’m ready to fall in love tonight
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
Shania Twain - From This moment
Counting Crows - Accidently in Love
Aqualung - Sunshine


Glenn medioros – Nothings gonna change my love for you
Anggun – Snow on the sahara
Ronan Keating – When you say nothing at all
Daniel beddingfield – I never gonna leave your side
Elvis Presly – Cant help falling in love.
Though I would recommend UB40’s version of the same song.
I don’t think I can limit this to five, Songs keep coming up. Savage Garden – Truly Madly Deeply


Bryan Adams – Lets make a night
John Mayer – Your body is wonderland
The Corrs – Only when I sleep
Ricky Martin – The Touch
Frankie Valli – Cant take my eyes off you


Uninvited – Alanis morristte
Avril – I’m with you
Atomic Kitten – Eternal flame
Vanessa Carlton – a 1000 miles
Natasha beddingfield - Words
Sara Bareilles – Love song
Leona Lewis – Bleeding love.


Bryan Adams – Please forgive me
Backstreet Boys – Show me the meaning
No vacancy – Heal me I’m heartsick.
Everly Brothers – Crying in the rain
Evanescence – My Immortal

Monday, July 20, 2009

Terminator Salvation/ 17 Again

Terminator Salvation fourth sequel of the fabled Terminator series. I have been hearing, the movie isnt good and stuff. Man, that’s bull crap. The movie has excellent CEG and few scenes are really of the hook. Only dissappointing factor is that there’s no ARNIE. We have all grown watching Arnie blow the T100 saying ”Astla Vista Baby”. Who could forget the famous, “I’ll be back”. Come on don’t say dint imitate that amongst friends, I’ll be back; from the restroom shortly.

Though McG tried put arnie as a bot nearing climax, it wasn’t good enough. Christian Bale is over rated. I’m really glad, he didn’t much screen time and even less action sequences. Marcus was the highlight. His assault with three guys saving the girl from resistance, was FANtastic. This movie has lot more and different varities of Bots. The movie is a feast for any Terminator fan. If you dint like the movie, who cares…

17 Again:

Its been a while I ve seen a Matthew Perry movie, I think the last one was Numb. But the thing is, Zac Effron takes it away from Matthew Perry. The movie is a romantic comedy. A Guy gives up his dreams to marry his girl friend, over the years he starts blaming her for his failure. Now he gets a second chance to do it all over again, what he does? He does the same thing. The movie is good to watch.

Guys you would really love this movie. Michelle Trachtenberg is super cute as usual…

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Specific Search Results In Google

There are always some things in common, that everyone across the world uses,some of them being tooth brush, tooth paste and GOOGLE.

But there are sometimes you get the results you don’t want. Isn’t it annoying?
Say you wanna get results only from Australian websites, what do you do? I’ll tell you exactly what to do.
Search Australia

It could be tiresome when searching Google Australia, people get .com results mixed with .au is Australia's newest .au only search engine. It’s the only search engine guaranteed to provide only .au results.
We have a search engine with specific local relevance, Australian Search.

Australian search engine

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Danzou has a sharingan!!! Stunner in Naruto Manga

After a peropd of lull, Naruto is picking up pace. Its time for some for kick-ass action and new jutsus.
Danzou has announced a meet for all five kages. He also ordered the Anbu to assasinate Sasuke. Naruto abstains from revealing any information on Sasuke. We all know the killer bee is still alive. But where is he? At the end of Manga episode 455, Danzou reveals his sharingan.
Whats gonna happen next?
How Danzou got the sharingan? Is he an Uchiha?
Did Uchiha Obito survive?
Whats gonna happen at the meet?
Who’s gonna face the powerful Madara, even The Fourth couldn’t defeat?
Stay tuned…

Monday, July 6, 2009

San Antonio/Charlotte Plumbers

Have you ever tried to fix your pipes or leaks? If you have, you would know how hard it is. We get into work with our tool box, and end up making it worse than repairing it. Here is a great news for people who need their pipe lines to be fixed, San Antonio Plumber and Charlotte Plumber. All you need to do is submit your name and phone number on their website. They will call you. You can also call their help desk to inquire about their services. Their phone number is specified in the website.

They not only do repair works but also remodelling, construction projects and commercial plumbing. Their area of expertise include slab leaks, water lines, sewer / drains, gas testing / installation, tunneling, water heaters, softener systems, video camera inspections and various other services.

They provide cost effective services. San Antonio Plumbers providing the best service and workmanship to each and every customer. They provide excellent quality of work with high customer service. They have ‘A rating’ in the Better Business Bureau. That should say the needful about their services.

Now if you have any repairs/ construction/remodelling works, you know whom to call.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Direct TV, the best deal

Only thing that could relax you after a day at the office is your TV. You come home after a hectic day, you watch some movie, sports or sitcoms to cool your head. I say Direct TV channels is the real deal. Direct Tv offers 265 channels and lots of package to choose from. The packages start at $29.99. There are 30 movie channels and 25 sports channel.

Movie channels include HBO, Cinemax,Showtime to Starz and lots more. You can get specially-themed movie channels like action, romance and western. If you are ardent sports fan, you can catch all NBA, NFL Sunday Ticket, NHL, MLS, MLB and British soccer. You can also watch the local college football or basketball match.Here is the channel guide.

It also inlcudes HD channels with HD Movies DVR and HD services. The Family package provides 40 channels with family programs suitable for all ages. Direct Tv also has 24 hour music channels. For those who love drama and action packed channels, Direct TV provides BLACK STARZ, , Mystery, Love Stories STARZ, and UNLIMITED.

Direct TV suprises at all levels. It’s a Satellite TV and the installation of receivers is absolutely free. You don’t have to do anything, the skilled technicians will take care of it. Now you tell me, aint Direct TV is the best deal?

Friday, June 26, 2009

To All Anime Fans

Just yesterday I was watching Naruto Shippuuden episode 115, have to tell you guys, the series is picking up speed. For those who don’t know, Naruto is one among the top comics/series entertaining people all over the globe. Many of my friends make a mockery, when I talk about anime. There are a lot of good stuffs out there. Like Bleach, Ino Yasha, Samurai X, Captain Tsubasa, Laws of Ueki and I can just keep going on and on. I don’t even have to mention Dragon Ballz.

There’s a sweet news for all you guys out there who love anime. I came across this awesome website, Anime Chat, which allows you to register free of cost and chat with people about your favourite anime. Its total fun to share your opinion about the whats gonna happen in next episode, with people half way across globe. Login now and have fun…

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Northumbria Numbers

I bought a new car and I have been searching for a place to get cherished number plates at absolutely best prices. I came across this website Northumbria Numbers. Its easy to find this one. Just type Northumbria Numbers in google, you can locate this site. The website is customer friendly. Its very easy to use.

Its easy to navigate through the website. The back ground colors used are pleasant and appealing. The text style and size is perfect it wont cause any strain on your eyes. The website loads fast, so you don’t have to click and go for a sip of coffee.

And now, you can make your own customized plates or choose from a variety of options. This website enables you to buy an already owned plate. You can also sell your number plate here. The website provides all the information you will ever need. The website is provided F.A.Qs [Frequently Asked Questions] and the Transaction procedure. If you are not satisfied or you wanna know more, you can use their contact numbers specified in the website.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Astla Vista Blogger

Hi guys…

This is my last sensible post here in this blog. I joined deserters club, who run to wordpress from blogger.Blogger has been good to me for the last 2 years. Its kinda hard. But I ve to leave, I have some plans.Catch me at wordpress. Hope you guys would take some time to change the links.

Thanks for your care and support.
Loads of luv

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Carlos Santana - God of Guitar

I’m a big Santana fan. When it comes to guitar, it’s definitely Carlos Santana, the god of guitar. My brother, unlike me he’s a Joe Satriani fan. If he sees this post by any chance, don’t know what he’ll do to me. Last time I said asked him is Rammstein any good? He made me listen to his Rammstein collection, till my ears were literally bleeding, begging and pleading. My ears committed suicide and I went partially deaf for a few days. Rammstein wasn’t that bad, its just that I was forced to listen to them all day. I really liked America and Sonne. There’s another one from his twisted psychedelic collection, this song really makes you feel so much alive, Children Of Bodom – Are you dead yet.

Anyways I’m not much of heavy metal listener, I prefer Carlos Santana. Here are my favorites. All them has Carlos featuring with artist I listen to.

Steven Tyler – Just feel better

Chad Kroeger [Nickelback] - Into the night

Rob Thomas - So smooth

Michelle Branch - I'm feeling you

Its taking tad too long to upload videos,so I'm just giving the links... VIVA LA YOUTUBE...

Poor Sri Lankans kicked the Aussies out of ICC world T20... They gonna start assaulting the Lankan students too...

Click here to see the 5 most beautiful eyes and the 5th one remains a mystery... ;)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Till Saturday… a 55 fiction

“Hi… You know, I have coming here every day for about a month now…”
“See… I really like you… I would love to get to know you… If I have any chance, I wanna know…”
“This is all sudden… I need time… to think…”
“You can have all the time in the world sweetheart… That is until Saturday…”
“Yep… I’m getting married on Sunday…”

must have seen/read/heard some where... I really dont know...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Paying It Forward

Do you believe in karma? I do. Being an Indian and especially a southie, I do believe in karma. Like Jason Lee in the comedy series My Name Is Earl. Karma is a simple belief that when you do good things to other people, good things happen to you. When you do bad things, yes bad things befall. We have centuries old literature, Silappathikaram story of a philanderer husband and a really cool kick-ass wife who burns an entire city for her husband’s death. The moral of the story is that the sins we commit in this birth will affect you in your next one.

‘Ulvinai uruthu vanthu ootum’

Yey I remembered the lines. Its ancient Tamil, it’s like a totally different language. We are forced to memorize them in school. But my hypothesis differs slightly from this. I say bad things don’t wait. They don’t wait for your next birth, it happens to you so fast before you know what hit you. So when somebody screws me up, I just let it go, leave it all behind. Its not like I’m a nice guy or anything, I wish they go hell but never did anything to get back at them. Coz I don’t want bad things happening to me.

Another thing that amazes me is, Paying It Forward principle. Its almost the same thing. They say it only applies to the good things returning back to you. I say it goes both ways. When lots of good things are happening to you, you can be sure of a bad thing following it. The tenth grade results came last week. I have a kid next door who is almost like a little brother to me. He got 83.5% we are all happy about it.

The other day he bought chocolates on the pretext of the results. I don’t like candies. I refused the offer but my curiosity didn’t leave me at peace. I peeped into the box, sikes CADBURY’S. Cadbury’s is altogether a different thing. I grabed one for myself. I took one bite, I don’t chew, I leave it to melt by itself in my mouth. It’s an amazing feeling like I’m kissing my girl, its just that CADBURY’s a thousand times better.Then he asked me what gift I’m gonna buy him. I said anything you want.

The following day I took him to the shop, I was standing at fancy key chain section, coz seriously I thought that’s what he’s gonna choose. I turned around and found him standing in the pen section.
Guess what he wanted?

I was like, are you sure want that? He said, “Yes…” He was really excited. Damn, I shouldnt have said anything you want.Then again I gave my word… This is paying it forward…. I graduated from a really good engineering college, though I’ll never be able to solve this one…

5 bucks Cadbury’s = 300 bucks Parker vector… :D [LOL]

P.S. The blogger doesn’t really have a girl friend. All potential candidates, I mean girls within age limit 20-24 can apply. Indians need not apply coz All Indians are my brothers and sisters. Cute east Asian people are preferred. Girls with Kung-Fu, Karate, Tae kwan do as extra qualification can refrain from applying. I’m not keen on getting my butt kicked every time I’m late for a date…

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

When Hari met Shalini - II

5.57 pm

Hari reached Shalini’s house… He got down… Shalini dressed in white salwar looking pretty as usual, walked down to him.
“You are all dressed up… Are we going somewhere?”
“Where to?”
“Usual place…”

Hari was so happy to hear that… Their usual place is a spot on the long road beside the beach… They would go there talk for ages sitting on the wall that separates the vast expanse white sand and the road. God Damn it Chandru… I knew it was a bluff… IIM guy my @$$...

“Why all of a sudden?” Hari couldn’t hold himself… His mind was playing lot of scenarios…
“I have a date with my fiancé… I want you to come with me…”

Hari slowed down. That was last of the conversation. Hari felt like somebody just him on his chest with a sledge hammer. The air seemed to suffocate him somehow. It was getting hard to breathe. Shalini dint seem to be aware of Hari's reaction. She was busy toggling songs in her i-pod. They were nearing the spot. He pulled over next to their spot. He got down. His hand, searching rummaging his pockets for a cigarette. He lit one, looked up, Shalini was sitting on the wall facing the blue sea. Her eyes closed, feeling the cool wind on her face.

Hari just stood there staring her. He would give up anything, anything to be the wind. The wind that caresses her face, whispers in her ear, makes her smile and just dies mutely in her hair… He sat next to her. Longest 20 minutes of Hari’s life. It seemed strange to him, Shalini once you got her talking; it’s hard to get her to stop. She hasn’t spoken a word yet. Hari tried to initiate the conversation.

“Your fiancé… Is he coming or what?”
Shalini turned to face him. She was upset. Hari couldn’t see her eye to eye, he turned away. “Its just that we been here for 20 minutes, he hasn’t showed up yet. May be he’s stuck in traffic. Did you call…”

Shalini interrupted him, “My fiancé is the biggest dumbo of all”
She was frustrated. Hari chewed down the words he was about to say.
Shalini, “How can one not understand when somebody loves them…"
Hari was like tell me about it… He dint say a word, he stared at the beach.

Shalini, “My stupid fiancé is sitting right next to me and asking where my fiancé is…”
Hari was taken aback, “Shalini… I… eh…”
Shalini, “Save it!!... I love you too… Let’s go some place to eat, I’m hungry…”

Monday, May 25, 2009

When Hari met Shalini…

Hari honked wildly at the car moving slowly ahead of him. He was hitting the horn like it was some kind of punch bag. He wasn’t really angry at the traffic or the people who caused it. He was angry at himself, at what he has done or rather what he hasn’t. He isn’t usually like this. He’s a cool headed guy, the kind of guy who stops his car, letting little kids cross the street. Today he seemed to be in a hurry. He checked his watch it was 5.30 pm.

3.12 pm Same Day.

“When are you going to tell her?”
“I will… I will tell her…”
“When? When she is married to someone else?”
“It’s not as easy as it seems… It’s complicated… It’s…”
“Oh come on… How long you been in love with her… three years… you see her everyday at work, still…“
“Just drop it yaar… please…”
“Hari, you are my best friend… I’m telling this for your own good… Listen to me… “
“Chandru I know… I’m scared… I don’t wanna mess it all up…”
“Did you hear about the IIM guy?”
“What IIM guy?”
“Shalini’s mom… Her friend’s son… He’s some finance manager somewhere… Shalini dint tell you about this?”
“She gave head ups to this?”
“Not yet I think… That’s why I m asking you to talk to her ASAP…”

Hari and Chandru sat there in silence. Hari was troubled. Shalini dint say anything about this. He thought may be Chandru was pulling this stuff to make him talk to her. He was really confused.

Hari’s phone rings… Shalini on the other end.
“Shalini… I was just thinking about you…”
“How you been…”
“Can you come over to my place in the evening say around 6”
[Tell her… Tell her damn it….] Chandru whispers…
Hari hangs up…
“I m seeing her in the evening… Will talk to her then….”
“Good luck pal…”

5.31 pm. Back in the car.

Hari gets a little bit off the line and starts talking to himself…

“You have to tell her man… Don’t hesitate… Be cool… You gotta sweep her off her feet… what do I say? Have to be something really good… hmmm… You are the reason I live, You are the reason I’d die… NO!! that’s Steven Tyler … I live only for your happiness and for your love I’ll give my last breath… God Damn it… stop screwing around with song lines and think straight… Just say how you feel… Here it goes… Shalini I love you… I wanna marry you… Have kids and grow old with you… I wanna wake up every morning with you by my side… That wasn’t bad, was it?...

To be continued….

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Kiss Me

Have you ever felt the sudden urge to do something…? Ever had the rush of desire to kiss someone?

Have you ever been completely lost in someone’s charisma?

It happened to me… last night.
I was hanging out with my friends, playing carom and having some drinks… Don’t worry it was just coke and seven up and few beers… Just kidding.

It was then I saw her. She sat there all alone, playing to herself, talking to herself. Anyone in their right state of mind would have said, that girl is out of her damn mind. For me, she was the cutest thing I had ever laid my eyes on. Big expressive eyes, soft lips man she was gorgeous. Dressed in pink skirt, she was throwing her white hanky bordered pink, and trying to catch it when it falls. She was laughing all the while, I bet she dint know that I was drowning in her laughter. Her hair, not long was just below her shoulders. They were dancing to evening breeze.

They way it fell on her face and she caressed it to the side, made my heart skip a beat everytime. I couldn’t hold back. I’m only just a boy. I gave in. I walked to her. She was looking at me like an alien from another planet. That dint stop me, I lifted her and kissed her on her cheeks. Then I saw her cute pink palm move across my head, and whacked my glasses. My glasses fell and were hanging on my nose in an awkward manner. I don’t know was it me looking goofy with glasses or the joy of whacking me. She started giggling, by God that’s the sweetest music I ever heard in my entire life.

Then I felt warm, it was spreading over my arms. Then I realized…
I called out to her mom, “Aunty, I think Pooja needs a diaper change”

Inspired from a fellow blogger...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Cry

The light bulb flickered over his head. He looked around, people with saddened face, with hardly any expressions, seemed like they have frozen in time. He felt its just him, every second he sat there was like ages. He was falling apart by the minute. The voices, the cries running over and over his head were breaking him down. He could barely take it anymore. He felt a hand on his shoulders, he shrugged and stood up. He knew nobody would understand what he’s going through. He took a few steps, he was biting his fingers. Something crept over his mind; he looked at his fingers...

It was Ind vs Aus match. He was watching it with Archana. She was sitting on the other end of the couch, busy reading a magazine. Last over, 8 runs from 4 balls to win. He started biting his nails. “Stop that. You do that everytime you are tensed. You know what you look like when you are biting your nails? Monkey… thats what you look like” She crawled towards him. “My cute monkey” Holding his face, she kissed him and cuddled in his arms.

He still stood there staring at his fingers. He felt her touch, her kiss. The cry, the cries of pain brought him back to reality. He made a desperate attempt to hold on to something that wasn’t real, something that was fading away. It took him a while to realize she wasn’t there holding him. He was losing his mind. He heard someone call him. He turned around, a woman dressed in white, “Mr.Anand” gesturing what seemed like you should go in.

He felt something rushing up his spine and hitting the brain. Everything blurred. He staggered his way to the room. He was scared and his heart pounding like a race horse. He entered the room. She was laid in the bed. He knelt beside the bed. Held her hand, she broke a feeble smile. Not a word he spoke, his tears said it all...

“Mr.Anand you have a baby boy”

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Guess Who's Back

That something money cant buy. Showing your middle finger along with your family that too after the elections.Man, I wanna do that. Cant wait till elections starts in chennai... I ll be the one saying up yours @$$%*@%... Pardon my language. I cant help it, with the election season ramblings, accusations and claiming to have done something that has been there for ages, it brings that out of me. Rahul bhaiya, saying empowering villagers will cease terrorism in 15 mins. Somebody please tell me, how thats gonna work?

I know what you are thinking, this brat was watching TV during exams. Hell yeah... you cant expect me to study 24/7. I watched this and Chennai Super Kings kicking the living shit outta Deccan Chargers. Back to business, not many people know about this. 49-O. Its your right to nullify your vote. You heard me right. You can choose not to vote. Coz none of these @$$%%^&* are worthy of it. It will be really cool if you do that and show the finger. Up Yours buddy.

Now come on, why do you got to keep your hand on the mouse? You are not going anywhere. Now stretch out your middle finger. Looks good doesnt it? Now say it just once ,up yours. That’s cheating. I dint hear you!!! Lets try that again, this time with a big picture. I dont know where to put this, but I badly want this in my post. So here it goes...

Bad politician & their Fake promises UP YOURS
Wasted bucks on a Bad movie UP YOURS
People who have made you feel bad UP YOURS
People judging you by your face UP YOURS
People who say JTYJN is a bad movie UP YOURS [More on this later]
Mobile Special offer calls when you are expecting an important call UP YOURS
Pesky Bosses UP YOURS
Broken promises UP YOURS
Held up lunch dates when you are freaking hungry UP YOURS
Pathetic pick up lines UP YOURS
Power cut on a crucial match UP YOURS
Porno flicks UP YOURS figuratively
Tom Cruise... This ones from me. Its not like I hate you or something. I like your movies Mr.T, its just that you are a 42 year old slob and you screwed it big time marrying Katie. Man… whats with jumping on the sofa thing? If she was in love with me, I would have jumped from EIFFEL tower.

Be kind enough to go back and look at Baby B's finger. Is that a finger? It looks more of Cuban Cigar than a finger.Look at ash's finger, Darn it so cute. If she showed me her middle finger and say "FU", I would go down on my knees saying yes please.

Laugh it up fellas. Ash thing was for you. She never was never will be on my to-do list. He He

One more thing dont judge me by this post. I typed this right after my exam. Two back to back excruciating exams, not much sleep in last two days. I not usually like this, I'm more nastier. I think i m gonna hit the floor...

Dang!!! there...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

EPL is here!!!!

I havent been reading your blogs lately. Apologies... :(

But its not my fault actually, its those damn universities, who take joy is torturing students with exams. That too twice a year. But nothing much can be done. Gotta gear up and write it. So I'll start preparing for my exams. You guys would be like, its just an exam why worry?

I'll show you how our questions would be...

1. A is twice as B. B is three times C. Then find D.
No, No we wont get these questions but you get the idea right?

Wish me luck guys... :)

oh, the EPL, its Exam premier league...


I have finally found someone… I have known her for 2years, took quite a while to realize what we had. We started as friends, I never dreamt we be taking this journey together in the love lane. I keep thinking about her all time, during my classes, even when I’m with my friends. I just couldn’t help it, though I know I’m gonna see her in evening. Yep, we see each other every day. Sometimes her friends call in; they are the coolest people you could hang out with.

My girl knows me like the back of her hand. She understands me so well. She’s not like the other girls you hear about from your friends, nagging and stuff. No, my girl is a cute little angel. She never disagrees to what I have to say or does she chews out for stupid things I do. Come to think of it, last two years we never had a fight. Not even a misunderstanding.

She takes me with her to do all her shopping and I get to pick her clothes and accessories. I get to choose the colors too. I never felt so sure about anything in my whole life.

I think I’m falling for her. Falling truly madly deeply in love with her

I totally one hundred percent committed to her….MY BLOG…

P.S. Suresh and Garima thanks for giving me this idea… Yes, your comments on Quest for Love made me write this... :)

Monday, April 27, 2009

GOOD, BAD AND THE UGLY (revisited)

There was this highway not very wide but dark, running through a beautiful country side. All kinds of cattles and flocks one could see on the sides of the road.

A raft of ducks making their way to the pond and they have to cross this not so happening highway. (No no this aint no "Duck Tales" with huey, dewey and louie ).

But this is not another boring day, and when the raft was halfway down the road, a car cruises and fluf fluf.. screech..bak bak bak.. well dont worry! no one is hurt. Just that one of those ducks, a little duck got stranded on the wrong side of the road. With the raft proceeding towards the pond, the little duck left stranded desperately tries to cross the road, unaware of the truck gaining towards it...

God sends...


Good as his natural self was walking on the road side enjoying the beauty of the country side whistling merrily. Bah! he sees the little duck frantically crossing the road and there is this speeding truck.

Without thinking twice, Good plunges towards the duck, pulls it almost from the wheels of the truck, and rolls to the otherside of the road.

Good is pleased, duck is happy and God is proud.



Bad was all crappy coz nothings happenin in the country side, he was kickin cans on the side of the road when our white duck frantically crosses the road. Bad sees the truck too.

Alright atlast something is happening here, Bad pulls out his mobile shoots the duck getting crushed under the wheels, uploads the video on youtube, calls his friend and says "Dude check this out......."

Bad is proud, duck is dead and God is ashamed.



Nirmal was a little gloomy walking on the side of the road, coz he is suffering a writers block, thinking about his next post.

Thats when he sees the little duck climbing up the road and the moment it starts its run, Nirmal notices the truck speeding towards the duck. He sees the duck, the truck; the truck, the duck, ahhgg!! the wheels and at the last minute, when the duck is almost under the wheels, Nirmal takes the most difficult decision of his life yet, he plunges into a somersault his feet in the air, his right hand on the ground (in matrix effect), he collects duck in his left hand and safely lands on his feet on the other side of the road (And the crowd goes wild).

"Phew! that was close duckie, welcome to my dinner".

Nirmal got his post, duck will taste and God must be crazy!!!.....

P.S: No ducks were harmed in the process.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

All That Remains...

Its time I wake from slumber
I have been in Darkness
For so long

Its time I stop seeking
What I never had
What I'll never Have

Its time I start picking up the pieces
And take what
Life throws at me

Its time I move on
She took the joy and laughter
Whats left of me is
Just skin and bones

And thats a whole lotta skin
I mean it guys, I seriously need to drop some weight
I thought of having a six pack, guess I'll end up with a family pack instead... :)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Your Worst Nightmare

I was walking in a park. I came across some beautiful rose bushes. Red and white roses on either side of a straight path. I strolled down. It led me to a decorated arc, saying welcome. I could hear the soft music and cheers, I was pretty much sure there was a wedding going on. Then my best friend came running, "Hey... You are late...Where were you... I cant believe you are late for your own wedding." I had no idea on what was going on. My wedding? Then he pulled me to a room, I dont know why but I started wearing the black tux and everything. Then he handed me the ring. It was plain nothing fancy. It had some inscriptions. I looked closer... "Yours Forever and Ever" Next thing I knew I was standing in the alter, still wondering who's gonna be my bride....

"Da Dum-da-Dum Da Dum-da-Dum" Thats the wedding music, well what did you expect. I'm no A.R.Rahman...
I was so eager to look at the bride. I slowly turned, everyone's eyes were fixed on her. I stoped at her feet, my heart racing... I blacked out...

I open my eyes to a room with a heart shaped bed with roses and stuff. I still had no clue about the bride. I could hear all the giggling and foot steps behind the door. She was wearing gagra choli I couldnt see her face. I know, it was a christian wedding earlier and now she's wearing this.Its a dream,expecting rational explanantion is prohibited. There was someone else behind her, holding her hand. The girl rised her head to look at me. You wouldn't believe it. It was Jessica Alba with bindhi, bangles and all that traditional things.

I heard the door being locked from outside. That someone behind her was still there. Am I getting a double package on my wedding night? And that someone stepped away from Alba....

AAAhhhhhh... I woke up with a scream. I was breathing heavily...

"Damn you Cash Warren!!!"

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Summer of 99

Seeing the little kids enjoying the summer vacation brings back the memories of stolen childhood. I would always love to be the little boy dallying around with not an ounce of care or remorse.

Cricket at wee hours of the morning
Breakfast at unearthly hours
Jungle book
Tales Pin
Duck Tales
Lunch at friends place
Stolen Mangoes
Aimless wandering
Dooba Dooba – Silk Route
Oh Sanam – Lucky Ali
Sea Hawks
Tele Match
Knight Rider. The one with David Hasselhoff not SRK. I dint know this guy’s name until I saw him in you know what... C’mon who gives a damn about talking car; I wanna see the blondes in slow motion.

Man we were killing time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothing can last for ever

And if I had a choice
Yeah I would wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of 99

Friday, April 17, 2009


I heard this somewhere,

Money and
Good physique is like underwear.

Every Man should have it. But shouldn’t show case it unless he’s a super man.

Talking about super man,

Man 1 – It’s a bird
Man 2 – It’s a plane

Man 3 – No… You guys need spectacles…

C’mon how on earth a man flying with his hands straight ahead resembles a bird worse yet a plane. I would buy that if he flew with his arm stretched on his side like this…

Have you wondered, he takes the bullets in his chest and dodges when some one throws the gun at him?

You know his usual line before he starts flying? I’ll never be able to figure that out…

Up… [Still on the ground]
Up…. [Still on the ground]
And away… [There he goes] Starting trouble may be?...

The cape he wears, doesn’t it disturb him when fighting the bad guys. Isn’t it strange that it never gets entangled in transmission lines…

He uses his x-ray vision to look into girl’s locker room and shy away as if it was by accident. Why doesn’t he use this vision to find the bad guys having kryptonite instead?Coz he’s a pervert, no he’s superman… So he’s gotta be super pervert…

Movies are beyond logic… Like light saber, brother who’s a talking mouse, robot cop,Mutant with steel claws at wrong places, Dinosaurs and smart women…: D

There are people who try to make it credible. Like a car that could take you anywhere in time [Robert Zemekis’ Back to Future] or a machine that would help you do the same [Simon Wells’ Time Machine] no, superman doesn’t need any of those. He doesn’t need any gizmos, that’s why he’s the superman. He would fly around the earth so fast reversing the spin of the earth. That would reverse time…? How lame is that…
[ Superman the movie 1978]

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Movie Quotes

Since the popcorn incident, I have been thinking, which I usually don’t do. We see lots of movies and there are few scenes that are simply hard to forget. So I dedicate this post to all those cool movie lines and scenes.

Will Smith says this when he jumps in front of Eva Mendes’ car

Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the hell did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you.

10 things I hate about you:

Julia Styles poem to Heath Ledger. 

I hate the way you talk to me,
 And the way you cut your hair.
 I hate the way you drive my car. 
I hate it when you stare. 
I hate your big dumb combat boots, 
And the way you read my mind.
 I hate you so much it makes me sick; 
It even makes me rhyme. 
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. 
I hate it when you lie. 
I hate it when you make me laugh, 
Even worse when you make me cry.
 I hate it when you're not around, 
And the fact that you didn't call. 
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. 
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

 The Notebook:

Rachael McAdams and the male lead’s conversation. Come on guys, I watched the movie for Rachael McAdams, who cares about the male lead?
Rachael is Allie and the guy is Noah.

Noah: Would you just stay with me? 
Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fighting
Noah: Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are,  99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, and then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. 
Allie: So what? 
Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.

Sin City:

My favorite lines from the movie. Goldie is murdered and Marv goes on a revenge spree killing his way to the top cat.

Priest: ...ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for. 
Marv: Worth dying for. 
[shoots the priest] 
Marv: Worth killing for. 
[shoots him again] 
Marv: Worth going to hell for. 
[shoots him again] 
Marv: Amen.

P.S. I Love You:

 Gerard Butler holding Hilary Swank’s shoulders,

I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.

I am tired of thinking and gonna end this one here. Guys feel free to remind of things I missed out...