Monday, April 27, 2009

GOOD, BAD AND THE UGLY (revisited)


There was this highway not very wide but dark, running through a beautiful country side. All kinds of cattles and flocks one could see on the sides of the road.

A raft of ducks making their way to the pond and they have to cross this not so happening highway. (No no this aint no "Duck Tales" with huey, dewey and louie ).

But this is not another boring day, and when the raft was halfway down the road, a car cruises and fluf fluf.. screech..bak bak bak.. well dont worry! no one is hurt. Just that one of those ducks, a little duck got stranded on the wrong side of the road. With the raft proceeding towards the pond, the little duck left stranded desperately tries to cross the road, unaware of the truck gaining towards it...

God sends...
Swoosh!!!

GOOD:

Good as his natural self was walking on the road side enjoying the beauty of the country side whistling merrily. Bah! he sees the little duck frantically crossing the road and there is this speeding truck.

Without thinking twice, Good plunges towards the duck, pulls it almost from the wheels of the truck, and rolls to the otherside of the road.

Good is pleased, duck is happy and God is proud.

Swoosh!!!

BAD:

Bad was all crappy coz nothings happenin in the country side, he was kickin cans on the side of the road when our white duck frantically crosses the road. Bad sees the truck too.

Alright atlast something is happening here, Bad pulls out his mobile shoots the duck getting crushed under the wheels, uploads the video on youtube, calls his friend and says "Dude check this out......."

Bad is proud, duck is dead and God is ashamed.

Swoosh!!!

NIRMAL [UGLY]:

Nirmal was a little gloomy walking on the side of the road, coz he is suffering a writers block, thinking about his next post.

Thats when he sees the little duck climbing up the road and the moment it starts its run, Nirmal notices the truck speeding towards the duck. He sees the duck, the truck; the truck, the duck, ahhgg!! the wheels and at the last minute, when the duck is almost under the wheels, Nirmal takes the most difficult decision of his life yet, he plunges into a somersault his feet in the air, his right hand on the ground (in matrix effect), he collects duck in his left hand and safely lands on his feet on the other side of the road (And the crowd goes wild).




"Phew! that was close duckie, welcome to my dinner".

Nirmal got his post, duck will taste and God must be crazy!!!.....



P.S: No ducks were harmed in the process.

10 comments:

Chronicwriter said...

i love female ducks

chriz

Vinnie said...

:)

moi said...

hey really good one, good bad and the ugly, from where do you get such ideas huh?? I should try this out, if you don't mind, hehehehe :)

Nikhil said...

Nirmal anand of having a turkey is amazing........

Dhanya said...

Thank God you put the disclaimer at the end. I would have sued you if you did not ;)

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Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

I know you like duck meat... adhukaga ipadiya?? ROFL

Suresh Kumar said...

Hey... I thought i read this before... See this one... http://itatemybrain.blogspot.com/2009/01/good-bad-and-kamal.html

I thought it was you only under different name. Then i find same person commenting on this blog saying its a good one...

I am really really confused... clear me nirmal....

But anyway i nice post.... whosever it is :)

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ApocalypsE said...

@Suresh

So stupid of me put the same in both blogs... [sigh] I thought nobody read that...

Anyways the originals here... Thats why revisted... :) this is a little modified...

http://nirmalanandtp.blogspot.com/2008/10/good-bad-and-nirmal.html

I made this post last year... :)