Friday, April 17, 2009

Superman

I heard this somewhere,

Ego
Money and
Good physique is like underwear.

Every Man should have it. But shouldn’t show case it unless he’s a super man.



Talking about super man,

Man 1 – It’s a bird
Man 2 – It’s a plane

Man 3 – No… You guys need spectacles…

C’mon how on earth a man flying with his hands straight ahead resembles a bird worse yet a plane. I would buy that if he flew with his arm stretched on his side like this…





Have you wondered, he takes the bullets in his chest and dodges when some one throws the gun at him?

You know his usual line before he starts flying? I’ll never be able to figure that out…

Up… [Still on the ground]
Up…. [Still on the ground]
And away… [There he goes] Starting trouble may be?...

The cape he wears, doesn’t it disturb him when fighting the bad guys. Isn’t it strange that it never gets entangled in transmission lines…

He uses his x-ray vision to look into girl’s locker room and shy away as if it was by accident. Why doesn’t he use this vision to find the bad guys having kryptonite instead?Coz he’s a pervert, no he’s superman… So he’s gotta be super pervert…

Movies are beyond logic… Like light saber, brother who’s a talking mouse, robot cop,Mutant with steel claws at wrong places, Dinosaurs and smart women…: D


There are people who try to make it credible. Like a car that could take you anywhere in time [Robert Zemekis’ Back to Future] or a machine that would help you do the same [Simon Wells’ Time Machine] no, superman doesn’t need any of those. He doesn’t need any gizmos, that’s why he’s the superman. He would fly around the earth so fast reversing the spin of the earth. That would reverse time…? How lame is that…
[ Superman the movie 1978]

11 comments:

A. K. said...

Dude this is awesome... The best post i have read today.... Simply Hilarious. This post has made my day...

Up... Up.. and away....

Can't control laughing and imagine am at work right now....

msc said...

so wat kind of movies do you want to see,anyways????????i think super man is perfect and adore captain planet.

Lena said...

thats some analysis.. spoils the fun of watching movies or reading comics :D

but the post is fun, enjoyed reading :)

Vinnie said...

haah!
up ..up ..finally :)

n what was that abt movies beyond logic n smart women?? :)
wait till u get married da..God save u!!

Chronicwriter said...

and hehe.. sreeesanth pix up there for the super man story...

nice one...

superman is perverted.. i had a doubt

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Dhanya said...

Lol@ up up and away... He does seem to have a starting problem ;)

ApocalypsE said...

@ A.K. Thanks yaar...

@ msc - I like watching them too... But captain planet? Grow up kid... ;)

ApocalypsE said...

@ Lena thanks... :)

@Vinnie that just proves my point... any girl marrying me would be plain stupid... ;)

ApocalypsE said...

@ Chriz - I wish I had x-ray vision... [sigh]...

@Dhanya - Next time I see him, I will be sure to hand him a jet pack...:)

Suresh Kumar said...

Nearly missed this post. You have done two posts continuously....

It wud be difficult to enjoy the movie if we look seriously at it.... But anyway a good analysis....

Of all the comic books, i like superman the least... Even the movie Superman returns was not that good..

***there are people who make it look credible...
After I saw Batman begins and dark knight, I felt Batman was a more realistic super hero....

ApocalypsE said...

@ Suresh I'm a batman fan yaar... right from the days of micheal keaton.... :)