Thursday, April 23, 2009

Your Worst Nightmare

I was walking in a park. I came across some beautiful rose bushes. Red and white roses on either side of a straight path. I strolled down. It led me to a decorated arc, saying welcome. I could hear the soft music and cheers, I was pretty much sure there was a wedding going on. Then my best friend came running, "Hey... You are late...Where were you... I cant believe you are late for your own wedding." I had no idea on what was going on. My wedding? Then he pulled me to a room, I dont know why but I started wearing the black tux and everything. Then he handed me the ring. It was plain nothing fancy. It had some inscriptions. I looked closer... "Yours Forever and Ever" Next thing I knew I was standing in the alter, still wondering who's gonna be my bride....

"Da Dum-da-Dum Da Dum-da-Dum" Thats the wedding music, well what did you expect. I'm no A.R.Rahman...
I was so eager to look at the bride. I slowly turned, everyone's eyes were fixed on her. I stoped at her feet, my heart racing... I blacked out...

I open my eyes to a room with a heart shaped bed with roses and stuff. I still had no clue about the bride. I could hear all the giggling and foot steps behind the door. She was wearing gagra choli I couldnt see her face. I know, it was a christian wedding earlier and now she's wearing this.Its a dream,expecting rational explanantion is prohibited. There was someone else behind her, holding her hand. The girl rised her head to look at me. You wouldn't believe it. It was Jessica Alba with bindhi, bangles and all that traditional things.




I heard the door being locked from outside. That someone behind her was still there. Am I getting a double package on my wedding night? And that someone stepped away from Alba....


AAAhhhhhh... I woke up with a scream. I was breathing heavily...

"Damn you Cash Warren!!!"

14 comments:

MOHAMMED FARHAN KHAN said...

hmm,....again one of ur classic shots ...
in a interval of tym u are able to produce of ur classical form of writings ...good...nicely written ...
keep it up ...

Nikhil said...

Cool one buddy....................you just get it going everytime.

Girl Next Door said...

LOLs.... Liked it

"Da Dum-da-Dum Da Dum-da-Dum" Thats the wedding music, well what did you expect. I'm no A.R.Rahman...

Lolz... You left me laughing out loud...

Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

ya Right!!! Jessica Alba.. Idhu konjam over than... anyways.. loved it.. cool one!!!

Suresh Kumar said...

Haan.... Jessica Alba.... a cute girl... but sometimes looks dumb... I am downloading one of her movies Awake...

Now Picturising Jessica Alba in traditional Indian attire.. She would look 'Shakshath Lakshmi' :)

Vinnie said...

haaah!!

how do u do it yaar??? i wanna dream George Clooney in shervani n stuff...any tips ?

MOHAMMED FARHAN KHAN said...

george clooney in shervani ....another classic one,,,,hahahahahaa

Dhanya said...

Lol.. :D

Chriz said...

eppadi ippadiyellaam.. sleeping dictionary film meendum paarka porein :)

ApocalypsE said...

@ Farhan, Nikhil and GND - Thanks... :)

@Raji - Kanavula kuda Jessi vara kudatha?

@Suresh - Right on target, she would definitely pretty...

ApocalypsE said...

@ Vinnie - Clooney? What happened to Atif? :)

@Dhanya - Thanks... :)

@Chriz - Jessica alba iruntha anthe padathe ethana vatti venalum parkalam... thape illa... :)

Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

Hmmmm... Varalam...LOL

~*wILd chILd*~ said...

"Da Dum-da-Dum Da Dum-da-Dum" .. LOL.. that was your wedding music.. :P
and wow..Jessica Alba as your bride.. that sounds cool :-)
I dream of George Clooney all the time. :D
Anyway, it's a nice post..enjoyed reading it..

ItAteMyBrain said...

Cudnt stop laughin dude.